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  • of life, of love, of donkey

    by A Nice Jewish Guy
    Today, I wanna talk about donkeys. Have you ever seen a donkey? They’re fucking cute. It’s like a horse, but stupid, in an endearing way. Kinda lik...

  • pacific design center: the mall that nobody wanted

    by A Nice Jewish Guy
    years ago, eons in the past, I worked in a hellish land of fire, brimstone and modern, innovative furniture (but not in my showroom). it was a majo...

  • A poem about a Twix bar I bought at 7-11 on Saturday but can’t find

    by A Nice Jewish Guy
    There is a Twix bar in my car,At least I think there was, last week,There is a Twix bar in my car,Under detritus and receipts?Is there a Twix bar i...

  • And it'll be hotter than hell!

    by A Nice Jewish Guy
    We’re all damaged goods, to some degree. There’s a spectrum, of course, and we range from my cousin Katie’s pristine vehicles to my 2002 RAV4 with ...

  • A Nice Jewish Guy learns a lesson on LinkedIn

    by A Nice Jewish Guy
    Do you know what I hate? Cocktail onions? Hootie and the Blowfish? Myself? I fucking hate Linkedin. It's a perfect microcosm for everything I hate ...

  • The Best Sibling on Earth is Me

    by the in-house studio Admin
    Every year on Christmas, my well-meaning but unfortunate sister gets every person on her list the same thing: plain t-shirts from her work. It's fi...
    Posted in gifts, sister

  • Is today the day I buy a plant at Trader Joe’s?

    by the in-house studio Admin
    I want a plant. Who doesn’t want a plant. I want a succulent, and I don’t know why. I still want a plant. They keep them by the elevator at my Tra...
    Posted in food, shopping